Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
I’m so punk rock I listen to whatever the fuck sounds good to me.
"why don’t you have a boyfriend?"
have you looked at me for longer than 5 seconds because that’s why
it doesn’t matter if I sleep 2 hours or 13 hours I will still be tired the next day
i have two moods:
- sleep is for the weak
- sleeping for a week
"The truth is… I’m in love."
i would legitimately give ten years of my life just to watch sam winchester’s face while someone fucks him
if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away
[at my own wedding] can I stay in the car
"hey since you’re up can u-" *sits down*
"there will be free food"