fuck attractive people
that’s the plan
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I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
”im straight but dAMN”, a novel by me
when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
i feel like every week i’m just like “i need to get through this week”
do you ever zone out and your body does all the work for you and then you come back to reality like in the shower or driving like did i just miss the last 20 mins was i stuck in my own head for that long
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
I can’t believe drawing a black line across my eyelids makes me feel 10x prettier.